Unofficial Nova TV Station

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First of all: Most of the things in this thread will not be cannon to the characters that it mention. This is something fun and entertaining for not only me but for all of us to enjoy. If I have crossed the line with one of the characters let to know right away since I didn't mean any harm. So the point of this thread is to highlight different threads that happen in Nova, it's why I created another account to de-attach from the others. If you would like me to throw my own spin on a thread send me a message with the thread and I will read it and throw some crazy Neko spin onto it. 

Also, make it more fun you can post the reaction your character might have to information presented in this thread. I will try to do this at least three times a week if possible. Now for start this off our first thread. 

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Gossip Cat: *Sits at a table with papers reading the headlines* "Today we have big news for our first ever show." *Applause sounds.* "Yes, my friends for our first ever show we have some juicy news. It seems that one Adrain. You know that sexy purple eyed headmaster of the Arch of Ages who is also a duke. I don't know about you ladies but I would love to get a piece of that action."

Camera Man: *Coughs* "Get on with it"

Gossip Cat: "Fine... Well, it seems that he been seen with one Duchess Melda. You know the one that gets called an ice queen. Even I would I mean didn't you hear about the guy's who balls she turned into ice. Anyway moving on. They were spotted together at the Arch a few times eye witnesses who shall not be named has mentioned that during one late night Melda was spotted with Adrain in the ARC." 

*Blurred picture if Melda and Adrain get shown together*

Gossip Cat: "Well want to know what happened. It seems that one Adrain was having some dreams and Lady Melda became the centre of said dreams. Yes, Adrain hit on Melda and commented on her bust size. It seems like those two might be having something going one that is beyond that of teachers and even nobles." 

Gossip Cat: *Holds up paw* "Now I know what you all are thinking wasn't Adrain spotted with one Princess Lucinda and was said to be courting her in secret. Well if that is true maybe he is also trying to court Melda. Or maybe Adrain and Melda are secretly together and been hiding it from the world. Who knows maybe Melda is just a side fling because the princess isn't putting out or maybe this reporter is reading it wrong who knows but want to find out more check out the full details in the thread." 

Dreams Blurring Reality

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*Screens fades from black showing the overview of a small studio with some cutout figures for members of the audience since the studio is still poor* 

GC: "Well today we have a special guest. Lady Melda herself everyone give her a round of applause." 

*A woman walks in with long silver hair and the applause machines goes off*

GC: "So Lady Melda takes a seat. I am sure that you heard by now the rumors going around that you been seen hanging around with one Lord Adrain. Might tell me and our viewer what you guys do when you are alone?" *Wiggles eyebrows* 

Melda: The Headmaster? He’s my boss in all technical terms. I’ve recently become a teacher at the Arch, so any time spent together would be him teaching me how it works there. As for our Noble Status, I’ve been helping him make his way into the Court. Though “Helping” is a strong word. He has a sort of natural talent for Nobility.  

GC: "Interesting darling. There is also a rumor going around that you secretly have feelings for Lord Adrain. Not that I wouldn't either I mean have you seen that man without clothes and his way with words. Did he charmed you as well?"

Melda: Feels? Heavens no. He’s an acquaintance. Maybe even a friend. But I can assure you, there are no feelings further than that. And No, I have no seen him without clothing, that would be utterly inappropriate for either of us. 

GC: "Don't leave just yet just a few more questions. It seems some people think that either you are trying to steal Lord Adrain away from Princess Lucinda while others think that you guys might be sleeping with each other. Is any of this true?"

Melda: I wasn’t aware Princess Lucinda was even in this picture. Are they seeing each other? It’s never been mentioned before to me. Aside from that fact, which I do not know, no, none of that is true. 

GC: "Finally it seems that some time back you spoke with Lord Adrain about Lady Yuki? So tell us is Adrain interested in Lady Yuki as well as you and the princess? If not then what did you guys talk about."

Melda: Yuki is far too young for this sort of talk! Lord Adrain and I did discuss Yuki, but in terms of her education. She’s a prime student for magic, and thus we thought it wise she begin learning.

GC: "Thank you Lady Melda we hope we see you again."

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Saved for the Adrain interview

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GC: Today we have unedited raw footage of Nova sit back and enjoy the video *Press play* 

Aria: You're robbing the cradle Lilith


Yuki: *nods *

Aria: Noku's only like what five years older than me

Lilith: …. I’m an elf, I’ll live for like… ever.

Yuki: Really robbing the cradle

GC: points to how Adrain is cradle robing Lucinda


Aria: Welp when he's an old fart he's still gonna have a trophy wife

Yuki: *nods nods*


Aria: Makes you feel better Garrett is a good thousand years older then me to

Melda: *hisses*

GC: *Pauses the video and circles Melda* It seems that here Melda is trying to stake her claim. Let's translate this into the language of the 21 century *Edits the video a bit and press play.*

Melda: Back the fuck off my bitch hoe.

Aria: ..........I"M NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT


GC: * Pauses Video again* Now remember the interview from a few days it seems that she lied to us about havingno feelings for him. *resumes video*


Lucinda: I've already got a ring. I win


Melda: I did stuff with him in the chambers.

Aria: ....I feel odd all my friends men have at one time had contact with my ass

Melda: I’m not materialistic enough to need a ring


Lucinda: I also did stuff with him in the chambers.... and he knows it


Yuki: *nibbles on chocolate and gives some to Aria* What does she mean by did stuff

Mysteria: Well this is interesting. munches on popcorn

Aria: SHARE THAT SHIT WOMAN

Yuki: Would you like some chocolate with that?

Adrain: leader of the Noble harem

Aria: this does not bode well


Mysteria: You think of me as a menace yet you want my popcorn….*holds bag out to her* I see how it is.


Iris: This is why, you fuck and move on


Iris: no feelings


Iris: I fucked Adrain. We cool. No feelings.


Aria: THAT MAN NEEDS TO KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS

Iris: To be fair, I started it

Aria: the man needs to keep it in his pants end of story

Iris: I mean… Have you seen that man shirtless?

Aria: I've seen him naked

Iris: Me too. its quite nice.

Aria: does nothing for me


Iris: too bad i guess


Yuki: Adrain needs to keep what in his pants Lady Aria

Aria: What you use to have


Mysteria: Well now. Where is that damn cat when you need it.

Yuki: Oh you mean that


GC: *Pauses video* I decided at this point to make myself known to the people I was filming *resumes video*

Aria: If anyone questions my judgement note that I said nope to that shit

Lilith: Just… hide if Noku shows up. you freak him out.

Aria: how did she get out of his office

Lilith: She was never in his office

Aria:...yes she was

Lilith: Noku stole Yuki’s cat to stare at, and let GC with you to take care of

Aria: oh wait

Aria: different cat lol

GC: *Sets up cameras to record it all not revealing the hidden ones*

Everyone person in nova ever aside from modern age people: Ou whats that? Whats it do?


GC: See this thing lets me take real life shot by shot of what is happening right now think of it as a moving painting

*Aria gets curious and takes it apart *

Mysteria: looks at camera Ooooooooo what is this thing? Is it magic? I’mma gonna dissect it.


Aria: BEAT YOU TO IT

Lilith: Maybe you should stick to writing.

GC: This is why we can't have nice things people

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GC: Well that is everything everyone for now. Not sure when we will be able to get raw footage like this again but be sure to check it out often. Now our next show would be King Noku or maybe another rumor who knows but for now just stay tune.

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*Black screen as it starts to light up with a cat sitting at a desk with some papers*


GC: "Welcome back people of Nova and first time viewer. I know it's been a while since we had any updates but I was hiring some staff since we had an included to our budget." *Apclased goes off*


GC: "Now first I would like to start with the weather and we will do that with our local weather cat."


*Camera pans off showing a cat in a suit standing in front of a weatherboard.*


Weather Cat: "Why thank you Gossip cat. Now the weather in Nova has been strange. You see winter has lasted a longer time than normal. Rumors are going around that someone has upset a Goddess or something but we don't know for sure."


*Camera moves to show an overview of Nova covered in 10 feet of snow before panning back to the Weather Cat*


WC: "Now if we look at these charts" *Little paw takes out a stick and points to the chart behind him* "You see we are now in spring and the weather is starting to clear up. The snow is melting but there is a warm front coming in which means rain. Rain Rain! It means the rivers has a chance to overflow and maybe flood the city so go looking for high ground. There is also a strong breeze coming in from Heaven's Pass so with that mixed with our rain I predict some spring storms heading our way." *Walks away from the charts and another one that list the upcoming holidays in the spring.*


WC: "On to the up and coming holidays. So first is everyone's favorite holiday the Blossom Festival which is all about love. This will be happening closer to mid spring when the trees in the Meadow get fuzzy yellow catkins. It is said that the trees do this when Zeapon sheds his horns. I am sure many of you know what happens during this time. SEX and lots of it so book an inn room fast since they would be selling out. Minus all the sex there is face painting and burning men made of straw."


GC: *Off camera* "There are any other holidays for us to look forwards in the spring."


WC: "Well of couse my dear Gossip cat. There is the Life Bloom Moon this one is a small celebration on the first new moon of spring. People light paper lanterns and send them into the dark night as a symbol of warmth that is to come. And we can not forget about the smaller holiday that all of our little prankesters and theives. It is the Escapade of Fool and Thieves Night. Now during the day it is harmless pranks and people just happening fun but during the night. It is a different story. All of the thieves in Nova on that nught have a competition on who can collect the most loot. The winner gets all the spoils of the night. So make sure that once late spring comes to lock your doors." *Flashes cat like smile* "Well back to you Gossip Cat."


*Camera pans back to the GC who is laughing at the desk*


GC: *Straighten up* "Why thank you Weather Cat. Now on to the part of the show that you all come for. Now, this show will be a bit different it is a recap of what been happening in Nova during this winter and spring."


*In the backgrounds a slide shows starts showing different pictures*


GC: "First we will start in the castle of Nova more so the great king Noku." *Slides shows stops showing a picture of baby Noku* "So Noku here has been seen with a young elf who also happens to be the castle healer*


*Slides show changes to Noku naked with a black bar over his manhood with Lilith just behind him photoshop into a towel*


GC: "Look at that picture Noku was seen leaving the royal baths with the young Lilith. It seems that has happened that Noku while under the influence of Lunar me Biscuits asked for Lilith to help him with his bath, now we were only able to get a few words from the man that cause this to happen the one and only Yul."


*A screen falls down with Yul appearing on it*


Yul: I thought it was essential oils I swear *waves apologetic*


*Camera pans back to the GC*


GC: "No Yul it wasn't darling but he did help Noku to realize his true feelings for Lilith." *Press a button and the pictures changes to Noku with is arm wrapped around Lilith on a romantic boat ride whale watching* "Awww look at Noku he seems so happy. And who wouldn't be if you had a hot looking elf on your arm."


*Slideshow changes to Myst in a cabin with Kail and Clair*


GC: "Now while all of this was happening little Myst was doing something that she wasn't to be. She brought the dead back to life. YES! She played with the dark arts and we all know what happens. In order for another life to be brought back from the dead another living life must take its place."


WC: *Joins the GC at the desk* "Don't forget that because of this Myst cause her ex-lover to become enrage with her and wants her dead. Also that she brought back Core Noru. You know Noku's brother in another time and world yes this will cause some issues in the future for sure but for now I think we can say that Myst is a dead woman."


GC: "Agreed. Now some lighten the tone of things has happened before we move back into the heavy news. The owner of one of Nova's toy stores has returned. She also asked a local commoner by the name of Amiee to model for a new doll for her. So be on the lookout for a doll that looks like Amiee in the future."


WC: *Holds up doll* "I even got one preordered and shipped and it looks very beautiful even the craftsmanship is excellent. I believe that this doll would be the very popular in the future so get one while you still can."

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*Commerical starts to play*

Random Human Female: "I wished that my hair was a fun and pretty colour like pink or even purple but I am stuck with this plain black hair."

Adrain" *Magically appears* "Well you don't need to worry anymore young human female. I the great mage Adrain has the perfect item for you. For only 100 Noruvian Coins you can change your hair colour to pink, purple and even blue."

Random Human Female: "Oh wow thank you." *Goes off to buy the item and comes back 4 hours later with blue hair.* "Oh thank you Adrain I love this and my new hair colour too."

Adrain: "Anything for a sweet young thing like you. Now remember it only last 24 hours."

*Catchy jingle plays as it goes to the next commercial*

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Claire: "If only there was a way for me to get rid of Noku without it being so obvious."

Random Shopkeeper: "Well Miss if you have 420 Noruvian coins you can buy the Kingbane poison."

Claire: "Why should I buy this item."

Random Shopkeeper: "Well you see this poison can be used to kill Noku slowly and painfully." *Picks up the potion and starts reading the descriptions* "Kingsbane is a paralytic poison; hard to detect and only has a very faint sweet smell and taste to it. The poison works within a couple of hours after being digested. If given slowly in small doses the symptoms appear like a small cold before eventually causing respiratory failure."

Claire: *Slaps down coins on the counter.* "I'll take it now be gone."

*Fades to black*

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GC: "I know Noku might try and kill us if you had pink fur so let's just move on with the news headlines now a lot has happened and we are finally reaching latest major events that have happened in this fair kingdom."


*Slideshows play showing a picture of Lady Aveline and Roland together enjoying a picnic with Servaine in the tree line spying on them with hate lines rolling off of her*


GC: "You know this is one of my favorite pictures a young couple just relaxing and enjoying the fresh air of nature."


WC: "Did you know that they had a secret wedding and Aveline if now pregnant with her first child. It is so nice and romance but of course mama, Servaine is very upset and well she believes that Roland has charmed her daughter with magic since no one could ever love that man."


GC: *Shows a picture of Roland naked with a black bar over his manhood* "Not sure about you but I see lots about this man to love."


WC: *Coughs*


GC: "Yes well we all know that Servaine been whispering in Noku's ear these last ten or so years trying to make her own daughter queen so that she can control the kingdom though her daughter. I swear she was going to kill Noku once her daughter gave birth to a male heir. So because her daughter fell in love with a simple man she had him thrown in jail."


WC: "So sad so sad but she is evil did you hear what she did to poor Lilith."


GC: *Shows picture of Servaine with Lilith and Aria at a tea party* "See here in this picture Servaine gave Lilith a tea that if she had drunk it would have made her barren so that the poor elf can not bare any children. This would make her useless to Noku and their courtship would have ended or if they got married Lilith would have been killed or replaced. Thank goodness Lilith didn't drink the tea I don't want to see the world where Servaine is pulling the strings from behind on what happens in the kingdom any more than she already does."


*Slide show changes to a painting of the royal dinner*


GC: "The royal dinner now that was a fun evening. Between Noku being nervous at the beginning and Aria being well Aria and sassing another king. It was a fun evening. Since Lilith was announced as the woman Noku is courting. A few days after the dinner it was the trial for Roland many nobles show up for this since it was to tbe trial of the year, some prayed that Roland was innocent of all crimes others just wanted to see him hanged. Now the highlight of this event was Servaine sitting creeply behind Noku I swear the woman has gone off her rocker and someone needs to end her already. Now last we have a visiting royal from across the seas, Prince Serath the 3rd and his slave/servent Cam. Aria appeared in the throne room with her Drake Noky like it was a balloon and Noku is not impressed at all. It seems like Aria has gotten herself into trouble once again now it's just to see where this all goes.*


GC: "That is all the major events that have happened so far now we will just check in with Weather cat for the forecast for the next few days."


*Camara pans back to Weather Cat at the screen showing the forecast*


WC: "Well everyone it will be slightly cold the next few days in the morning it will heat up around noon before temptures drop once again in the evening. So make sure you have a nice fire lit for those evenings. We do expect some rain for at the end of the two weeks in the morning before it returns to nice warm sunny weather. Now back to you Gossip Cat."


*Camera pan back to Gossip Cat.*


GC: "Well thank you. So that is everything major that has happened in Nova over the winter and spring so much. Next time on the recap it will be short I swear. Now remember to tune in every week for your local Nova News, weather, and rumors. This is your favourite chatty kitty Gossip cat signing off."


*Screen goes black*


GC: "Now we will be right back after these paid by the network commercial break."

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*Boxes are all packed with labels on them a fluffy tail can be seen moving behind the boxes with crash as some come down followed loud hisses and meow and string of colourful words*



GC: *Pops up with glitter in her fur and fur standing up on ends* "Well hello everyone, as you can see the show is moving." *Tear down the green screen revealing rocks and water dripping and stray flower blows in* "As you can see we been filming inside a cave close to the hot springs."



WC: *Pops in with glasses slightly off tilt* "But since our last show we have bene spotted and finally given a proper studio. So we know packing up and moving we are still an unofficial tv show since Nova doesn't get cable."



GC: "So our new channel is now at... " *Press button and channel number shows up* "You can catch us here once a week every Sunday with updates on everything. We will have random breaking news now and again so keep an eye out for us."



*Gossip Cat and Weather Cat disappear behind the boxes with camera still on with loud meows and hisses as another box comes tumbling down on them*