Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2016 5:40:59 GMT
The Gossip Cat is sitting in a nice red plush chair with a table between another empty plush chair with a vase of purple roses sitting on the table. Behind the chairs is a large window with people outside holding up signs that read 'Severine is dead’, ‘Praise Mylee and Zepon that the witch is dead’ and ‘Burn the witch again’
GC: “Today we have a very special guest joining us from the great beyond the one and only Lady Severine Zoe.”
The room is quiet that one could hear a pin drop before fake applause is hard as the ghost of Severine floats across the stage and takes a seat in the empty chair across from the Gossip Cat
Severine: *Coughs horrifically before quieting down, eyeing the Gossip Cat with the clear disdain that only a condemned soul could have* Let’s get this over with.
GC: “Aww you could sound a little bit happy that we were able to get your soul free for a few hours. Since you seem to be in a hurry to get back to hell we will start.” *Grabs some papers from the table* “Now where did you think you went wrong with your plans for your lovely daughter?”
Severine: Well clearly I should have kept her under tighter control. I thought she wouldn’t dare, that she was inherently too pathetic and meek to move so brashly and unconscionably on her own. She could have been Queen if she hadn’t been so stupid. She had her whole life handed to her and you think I went wrong? I did everything for her. She’s the one who destroyed her own life and mine, and for what? A low station and a horrific man and short term, short sighted goals.
GC: “Well this is coming from a 3rd party that had no benefit to your union of your daughter and the man. But don’t you think that maybe she didn’t want her life handed to her, she wanted to make one decision herself? And was it that hard to believe that her decision was to marry for love and not power? Mind I do understand that she should have married up and not down but still isn’t love more lasting than money?”
Severine: *Stares at GC like they’re stupid for even considering that to be a worthwhile question*
Severine: You’re foolish for considering that love should even come into the equation for a marriage. A marriage is about tying family and money. Love is something that grows in the rarest of circumstances and makes you stupid and rash. And normally it is not even love at all, it is lust. Only childish fools marry for love.
GC: “Eh… but isn’t the young King Noku Noru courting an elven female who is the daughter of a God. That I want to point out wasn’t aware of this until recently at the dinner that you kindly missed. So you are saying the king a childish fool for loving and courting Miss Lilith?”
Severine: So-called daughter of a god. And yes. But you’re mistaking his intentions for anything but lust. She’s his newest fixation that he’s gone too far with, nothing more. I don’t know what kind of sorcery she’s woven to keep him entrapped, but he’s an ass for keeping her around.
GC: “So the King thinks with his disco stick got it. Now there were some rumours going around that you only wanted Roland dead because you wanted him for yourself and was jealous that your daughter got the one thing that you wanted. Is any of this true?”
Severine: Have you seen the man? He’s craven and hideous and boring. Why would I bother with something so simple?
GC: “Jealous that your daughter got the one thing in life that you didn’t. Anywho.” *Flips through notes* “Do you have any regrets of showing up to the trial of the century drunk and then publicly attacking your own flesh and blood and even going to as far demand that your unborn innocent grandchild was sent for a forever nap?”
Severine: My only regret is that I could not say and do more.
GC: “Well just one more question before you leave since Helena over there looks like she wants your soul back sooner. If you were to be reborn into this world what do you think you would be reborn as? Also…
*Cameraman throws a stuffed animal of a panda at the Gossip Kitty who catches it*
GC: “If you can be so kind can you temporarily take the body of this lovely stuff panda?”
Severine: I could only hope to be reborn as I was.
Severine: And look at the time. You must excuse me, apparently I am needed elsewhere.
*Poofs*
GC: “Come back! You are dead you don’t have anywhere to be.” *Sighs* “Well that was Lady Severine Zoe everyone. Now remember the magic to talk to the dead and see the ghost was brought to us by the amazing mages of the Arch of Ages. Where magic is not a curse but a gift.”
GC: “Today we have a very special guest joining us from the great beyond the one and only Lady Severine Zoe.”
The room is quiet that one could hear a pin drop before fake applause is hard as the ghost of Severine floats across the stage and takes a seat in the empty chair across from the Gossip Cat
Severine: *Coughs horrifically before quieting down, eyeing the Gossip Cat with the clear disdain that only a condemned soul could have* Let’s get this over with.
GC: “Aww you could sound a little bit happy that we were able to get your soul free for a few hours. Since you seem to be in a hurry to get back to hell we will start.” *Grabs some papers from the table* “Now where did you think you went wrong with your plans for your lovely daughter?”
Severine: Well clearly I should have kept her under tighter control. I thought she wouldn’t dare, that she was inherently too pathetic and meek to move so brashly and unconscionably on her own. She could have been Queen if she hadn’t been so stupid. She had her whole life handed to her and you think I went wrong? I did everything for her. She’s the one who destroyed her own life and mine, and for what? A low station and a horrific man and short term, short sighted goals.
GC: “Well this is coming from a 3rd party that had no benefit to your union of your daughter and the man. But don’t you think that maybe she didn’t want her life handed to her, she wanted to make one decision herself? And was it that hard to believe that her decision was to marry for love and not power? Mind I do understand that she should have married up and not down but still isn’t love more lasting than money?”
Severine: *Stares at GC like they’re stupid for even considering that to be a worthwhile question*
Severine: You’re foolish for considering that love should even come into the equation for a marriage. A marriage is about tying family and money. Love is something that grows in the rarest of circumstances and makes you stupid and rash. And normally it is not even love at all, it is lust. Only childish fools marry for love.
GC: “Eh… but isn’t the young King Noku Noru courting an elven female who is the daughter of a God. That I want to point out wasn’t aware of this until recently at the dinner that you kindly missed. So you are saying the king a childish fool for loving and courting Miss Lilith?”
Severine: So-called daughter of a god. And yes. But you’re mistaking his intentions for anything but lust. She’s his newest fixation that he’s gone too far with, nothing more. I don’t know what kind of sorcery she’s woven to keep him entrapped, but he’s an ass for keeping her around.
GC: “So the King thinks with his disco stick got it. Now there were some rumours going around that you only wanted Roland dead because you wanted him for yourself and was jealous that your daughter got the one thing that you wanted. Is any of this true?”
Severine: Have you seen the man? He’s craven and hideous and boring. Why would I bother with something so simple?
GC: “Jealous that your daughter got the one thing in life that you didn’t. Anywho.” *Flips through notes* “Do you have any regrets of showing up to the trial of the century drunk and then publicly attacking your own flesh and blood and even going to as far demand that your unborn innocent grandchild was sent for a forever nap?”
Severine: My only regret is that I could not say and do more.
GC: “Well just one more question before you leave since Helena over there looks like she wants your soul back sooner. If you were to be reborn into this world what do you think you would be reborn as? Also…
*Cameraman throws a stuffed animal of a panda at the Gossip Kitty who catches it*
GC: “If you can be so kind can you temporarily take the body of this lovely stuff panda?”
Severine: I could only hope to be reborn as I was.
Severine: And look at the time. You must excuse me, apparently I am needed elsewhere.
*Poofs*
GC: “Come back! You are dead you don’t have anywhere to be.” *Sighs* “Well that was Lady Severine Zoe everyone. Now remember the magic to talk to the dead and see the ghost was brought to us by the amazing mages of the Arch of Ages. Where magic is not a curse but a gift.”
